Sunday, January 16, 2005

Your mom's accidental death was mourned by murderers everywhere.

2 Comments:

Blogger Adam Kraus said...

Courtesy of my Uncle:

Q: What's the difference between a mom dead on the road and a racoon dead on the road

A: Before the racoon there are skid marks.

1:59 AM  
Blogger Adam Kraus said...

Q: Why did they bury your mom 50 feet under the surface.

A: Because deep down she's a nice person.

2:00 AM  

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