A riddle!
Why is your mom's bedroom called, "The Cowpoke"?
At first your mom was a little reticent about being blogged. "[name]," she said, "I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of relationship." Fortunately, she quieted down once she got my blog in her mouth. I blogged her till she begged me to stop, and then till she begged for more; it was her first, best, and last blog. Then I slit her throat and threw her in a ditch. [For a full apologia, click here]
3 Comments:
Because there
My mistake.
Because there has to be some backup means of containing her lest she somehow scale the electrified fence.
I assumed cowpoke meant "cattleprod." That answer might make less sense as a result
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