Your mom went down until further notice.

Your mom internalized The Oppressor.
Your mom had the policeman inside.

Q: Why doesn't anyone want your mom onboard their ship?
A: Because she'd devour all the seamen!

Variation
Q: What happened when your mom boarded my ship?
A: She choked on my seamen!

Your mom evolved onto my hairless ape.

Your mom climbed aboard my fellowship.

I appreciated your mom's inner beauty (hard).
Afterwards, it depreciated.

After I forced my critical mass on your mom, it wasn't long before gridlock set in.