Your mom made my dinosaur last.
Your mom made my dinosaur, at last.
Your mom made mine her last dinosaur.
Your mom made my dinosaur, at last.
Your mom made mine her last dinosaur.
At first your mom was a little reticent about being blogged. "[name]," she said, "I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of relationship." Fortunately, she quieted down once she got my blog in her mouth. I blogged her till she begged me to stop, and then till she begged for more; it was her first, best, and last blog. Then I slit her throat and threw her in a ditch. [For a full apologia, click here]